GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A